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Say Smackadee Doich

Did you just say that you have hooters on your ice cream?

A love song that i put together
How to keep a healthy level of INsanity
Poems about life
For Nick
Poems about everything
Poems about life
Golf Jokes for the Bedroom
True friendship means.....
A Dysfunctional Hallmark Store's cards
F-ed up things people in court have actually said
Things you should know but dont
For Dad
The Legend of Sleepy Hollow
The Story of Rikki Tikki Tavi
The Raven
The Tell-Tale Heart
The Story of St. Valentine
Funny Quotes
Poems about friends
Did you just say that you have hooters on your ice cream?
Would you like to smell my special?
Have you seen the Muffin Man?
Lifes Little Questions
Poems About LOVE

This is a page for all the funny quotes me and my friends have said.

Did you just say you want him to "spank" you?~Jess

Deys my bagel~Jess


That's my sister jess.

~I like the world i come from,people know me there.~

i! Roll, Roll, Roll your jiont,twist it at the end,take a puff,thats enouph,pass it to a friend. !i

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