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True friendship means.....
A love song that i put together
How to keep a healthy level of INsanity
Poems about life
For Nick
Poems about everything
Poems about life
Golf Jokes for the Bedroom
True friendship means.....
A Dysfunctional Hallmark Store's cards
F-ed up things people in court have actually said
Things you should know but dont
For Dad
The Legend of Sleepy Hollow
The Story of Rikki Tikki Tavi
The Raven
The Tell-Tale Heart
The Story of St. Valentine
Funny Quotes
Poems about friends
Did you just say that you have hooters on your ice cream?
Would you like to smell my special?
Have you seen the Muffin Man?
Lifes Little Questions
Poems About LOVE

A TRUE FRIEND TILL THE END  Are you tired of all those sissy-ass "friendship"  ?poems that always sound good, but never actually come close to reality? Well, here is a series of promises that really speaks to true friendship

 1. When you are sad - I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.

2. When you are blue - I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

 3. When you smile - I will know you finally got laid.

 4. When you are scared - I will rag on you about it every chance I get.

 5. When you are worried - I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse  it could be and to quit whining.

6. When you are confused - I will use little words. 

7. When you are sick - Stay the hell away from me until you are well again. I don't want whatever you have.

8. When you fall - I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.

 A good friend will help you move. A really? > > good friend will help you move a body. Let me know if I ever need to bring a > > shovel.

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