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Say Smackadee Doich
How to keep a healthy level of INsanity
A love song that i put together
How to keep a healthy level of INsanity
Poems about life
For Nick
Poems about everything
Poems about life
Golf Jokes for the Bedroom
True friendship means.....
A Dysfunctional Hallmark Store's cards
F-ed up things people in court have actually said
Things you should know but dont
For Dad
The Legend of Sleepy Hollow
The Story of Rikki Tikki Tavi
The Raven
The Tell-Tale Heart
The Story of St. Valentine
Funny Quotes
Poems about friends
Did you just say that you have hooters on your ice cream?
Would you like to smell my special?
Have you seen the Muffin Man?
Lifes Little Questions
Poems About LOVE

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How to keep a Healthy level of INsanity some time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hairdryer at passing cars.See if anyone slows down. yourself over the intercom. dont disguise your voice.
3.everytime someone asks u to do something ask if they want fries with that.
4.put ur garbage on ur desk and label it in. the memo of your checks write "for sexual favors"
6.finish all of your sentences in accordance with the prophecy.
7.dont use and punctuation marks
8.skip rather than walk
9.specify that your drive through order is to go
10.ask people what sex they are.Laugh if they answer
11.sing along to opera
12.five days in advance tell your friends you cant go to thier party cuz ur not in the mood.
13.have ppl adress you by your wrestling name
17.when money comes out of the atm scream i won third time this week.
18.tell one of your friends that due to the economy you have to "let them go"
19. If u noticed that i skipped from 13 to 17 you are to sane for this task!!!!!

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