How to keep a Healthy level of INsanity
1.at some time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hairdryer at passing cars.See if anyone slows down.
2.page yourself over the intercom. dont disguise your voice.
3.everytime someone asks u to do something ask if they want fries with that.
4.put ur garbage on ur desk and label it in.
5.in the memo of your checks write "for sexual favors"
6.finish all of your sentences in accordance with the prophecy.
7.dont use and punctuation marks
8.skip rather than walk
9.specify that your drive through order is to go
10.ask people what sex they are.Laugh if they answer
11.sing along to opera
12.five days in advance tell your friends you cant go to thier party cuz ur not in the mood.
13.have ppl adress you by your wrestling name
17.when money comes out of the atm scream i won third time this week.
18.tell one of your friends that due to the economy you have to "let them go"
19. If u noticed that i skipped from 13 to 17 you are to sane for this task!!!!!